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Listen in and learn how not to order your drinks at a bar. Poppy and Jacob engage in a big of bartender role-play with Xander, asking some of the dumbest orders that one might expect when working at the bar. What are the dumbest drink orders YOU have ever heard?

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As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Credits:

• Hosts: Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: A mix of godawful fake gas station cocktails from "The Mixed Drinks Company"
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 28:30

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We go back to the game table (and screen) with this episode, in which we briefly discuss the games that have been captivating our attentions as of late. Come join us in Discord and maybe play some with us!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Links of Note:

• 7 Days to Die
• ARK Survival Evolved
• Cyberpunk 2077
• Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark
• Donut County
• Gardenscapes
• Manor Matters
• Lego Ninjago the Movie the Game
• Darkest Dungeon
• Overcooked 2
• Red Dead Redemption 2
• Red Markets
• Flames of Freedom
• TSR's Alternity

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Malort Spritz
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 24:37

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Poppy brought us a whole new array of Malorts from her recent trip to Chicago. Words of the evening: Malort again. Malort spritzer! "Malortness." "Malort Malaise." Malort Madness. Malort-related paraphernalia. Micro Malort. Suffering.

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As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Malort Spritz
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 22:18

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Continuing the suffering from our previous episode, we bravely forge forward through clearing out the rest of this godawful Bud Light Seltzer pack. All the while, we talk about our favorite snacks for riding, gaming, and drinking.

What are your must-haves for a long ride, a good game, or a night of drinking? Drop by our Discord and share with us!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Bud Light Flannel Fall Seltzers
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 50:31

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Xander and Jacob regale us with a handful of their more lascivious and ridiculous bartending stories. This is our first foray into this topic, and they've got plenty more where those came from, so if you want to hear more, let us know! All the whole Poppy forces us to suffer through a series of increasingly disgusting seasonal seltzers from Budweiser.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Bud Light Flannel Fall Seltzers
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 26:49

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Oh god, dear gods no. In this episode we regale one another with tales from our twenty-first birthday celebrations, that rite of passage into adulthood that we drinking Americans treasure so dearly. Be afraid.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Rev Nat's Pumpkin Patch Spiced Hard Cider
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 33:00

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We're back with another Character Jam! This time we're doing another DCC spin-off, and it's a glorious one: Blackout in Crater Valley! It's a game about feeding a bunch of 1980s teenagers to a Halloween Nightmare, and it's a perfect new addition to what might hopefully become a long tradition of running DCC games on the spookiest night of the year. Give us a listen and laugh along at all of the awesome new character options in this Stranger Things-esque adventure module!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Links of Note:

• Blackout in Crater Valley at Goodman Games

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Just Jacob, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Crown Royal Peach Whiskey
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 49:17

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Xander recounts his recent experiences encountering a whole new trend of armed private security guards working the Old Town Portland nightlife.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Links of Note:

• WWeek Article

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: Teeling Small Batch Irish Whiskey
• Episode Length (We support chapters!): 23:40

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In this episode we talk (and argue) about pizza. Apparently some guys from some place or something wrote some ridiculously expensive snobbish books about the best pizza in the country, and apparently they say Portland wins. As if! Anyway, if you want to listen to us argue about pizza and lament the loss of one of the best places in town, this one's for you.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Links of Note:

• Modernist Pizza

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: McMenamins Sunflower IPA

Timestamps (We support chapters!):

• 00:00 Intro
• 00:39 Welcome
• 02:32 PIZZA Talk
• 35:23 Outro
• 35:58 Bonus

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Now that vaccinations are plentiful and a lot of the mask and closure mandates are lifting, folks are heading out in droves to go back to their favorite bars - should they still exist, of course. Many of our favorite watering holes unfortunately did not survive the lockdown months, and we deeply lament their passing. Fortunately, our resident "best-dressed man you'll ever hear" bartender Dr. Xander Gerrymander is back behind the taps and slinging drinks for all of us drunken plebes. In this episode, we talk with Xander about what the bar life is like now that everyone is heading "Back to the Bar" in Summer of 2021.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email us as either NPC, Justjacob, or DrXanderGerrymander at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too. And now we're live streaming our recordings on Twitch! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

As always: Rubber Side Down, May your Dice ever roll Crits, Always Drink Responsibly, and Remember to Tip your Bartender (and your dancers and performers)!

Links of Note:

• "Screaming Viking" (NPC was wrong!)

Credits:

• Hosts: NPC, Dr. Xander Gerrymander, and Poppy Beaujolais
• Theme Song: "Bikers, Dice, and Bars" by Skip VonKuske
• Drink of the Evening: McMenamins Billy Rye Whiskey and McMenamins Ghost Rabbit Pilsner

Timestamps (We support chapters!):

• 00:00 Intro
• 00:39 Welcome
• 04:31 Bar Talk
• 28:21 Last Call
• 33:13 Outro

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